Please Do Not Leave Facebook

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Please do not Leave Facebook, my friend,

These storms will soon subside.

ReMOANERS will get used to “Britain Out”.

They’ll grow tired of making you feel

A leper

For voting to jump the sinking Euro ship.

Don’t leave Facebook

For Google will crash,

Bebo and Myspace will return

And the BitPound will plummet.

Latin will become the default internet language

As hackers rule the web.

Be afraid, very afraid.

The consequences of Leaving would be dire.

But if you Stay here

In the bosom of the Facebook Family

You will be safe and secure

And eligible to claim

Your complimentary cuddly toy.

Paul Butters

© PB 25\6\2016.