Paul B

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Let me introduce myself,

I’m Paul B.

P to the A to the U to the L to the B.

You say Paul,

I say B.

You say Paul,

I say…

I used to teach English, try to inspire.

Least you can say is, I was a trier.

Love this rapping: it gets my feet tapping,

Even though I ought to be napping.

I write poems like a word ejector,

Keep away you Grammar Inspector!

Jay-Z writes in iambic pentameters,

Making out he’s got no parameters.

Honey G just copies off him,

Oh my God she really is dim.

Does her rap like Barbara Windsor,

Do you remember Needles and Pins-ah?

Me I’m copying off them both,

Though it’s only for a laugh.

Whoops a daisy that don’t quite rhyme,

Another case of Butters Rhyme Crime.

Rap is rubbish I often say,

Though it rhymes the poetic way.

That leaves me with one thing to say:

You say Paul,

I say…

Paul Butters