New Year Clerihews 2023

 

Vic Davies

That Davies bloke called Vic

He showed he isn't thick.

His table tennis can get bad,

Especially when he gets mad.

 

Liz Conolly

Mrs. Conolly, first name Liz,

Really, really is the biz.

Loves a seat at the front table,

Always gets there if she’s able.

 

Mick Staples

Ah, here is Mick Staples:

Loves his football from Grimsby to Naples.

Could be a pundit on the telly,

Always gives it plenty of welly.

 

Phil Sharpe

Mister Sharpe, first name Phil:

At table tennis he knows the drill.

Master of defensive ploys,

Wins his matches with lots of poise.

 

Ron Dawson (added 9\1\23)

Cider and Ale to Ron Dawson known as Rocket.

He has the whole World in his pocket.

Knows the routes of all the trains:

Lots of knowledge (on brewing and trains) fills his brains.

 

Paul Butters

 

© PB 6\1\23.