The summer sun soars above the sultry sands…
Sorry your computer hit a problem
We will restart it for you
Error code – Gremlins from your latest Update.
Where was I?
The beach beams with delight…
You have Urgent Email
Your Paypal Account has been hacked
We need your bank details again
To protect you from villains.
Still on a standard gas rate?
You must shop around.
Use our fantastic cheap deal tracking
App.
Your internet provider technical department
Here.
Your computer is under attack
From Trojan Horse Maleficent-Ware.
You will lose internet connection in
Five hours unless…
We don’t provide cover for the drains
Under your house
Unless you take out
Our splendid insurance scheme.
Poetry Moderators here:
The word “Delight” is Not
Allowed here
As it has Sexual Connotations
And your style breaches our
Community Rules.
Suggest instead:
The finely grained sandstone
Reflects Sol light
Making my mood
More adequate
By psychological standards.
Sorry your computer hit a problem.
I give up.
(NB No Moderators were hurt
During the typing of this poem,
As they usually act
After
It is posted).
Hehe.
Paul Butters
© PB 15\9\2020.
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