Alesha Dixon

(Picture Credit - Alesha BGT Judge by Tellymix co uk)

There’s nowt like some rapping

To get my feet tapping.

Alesha Dixon’s the vixen

That got me mixin’

Today.

Saw her on a recording

Doing rap for Piers Morgan.

That might be pararhyme –

At best -

But who gives a dime.

Just feel like rhyming

With impeccable timing.

Let’s shimmer and shammer

And give it some hammer.

Alesha’s sure got glitter

There’s no gal fitter

No wonder she is

All over Twitter.

She’s as smooth and silky

As a pint of bitter.

These rhymes

Like chimes

Make me feel so fine.

Well that’s me done now

I don’t quite know how

This mood came over me.

It is infectious

She leaves me breathless

But hey I’m out of time,

What a crime.

Paul Butters